Special Counsel Refers Scheme Targeting Mueller to FBI

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(11-02-2018, 10:30 AM)BmorePat87 Wrote: well, the press conference was something...

Jacob Wohl, a 20 year old internet Trump fanatic and conspiracy theorist, and Jack Burkman, a GOP radio host and lobbyist, held a press conference to discuss their allegations of having a witness who claims she was sexually assaulted by Robert Mueller in a hotel room in NYC.

Burkman, who had his fly down the whole time (I shit you not), described Wohl as a child prodigy akin to Mozart when reporters questioned the 20 year old's investigative experience.

They claimed their witness, who many news organizations are not naming due to the fact that she hasn't come public, got scared as soon as she deplaned in DC and immediately got on another flight to somewhere else.

When it was noted that Mueller had jury duty on the day they claim he was in NYC, Wohl said "sometimes people go to jury duty but they're also somewhere else". This was met with laughter from the press and he, clearly flustered, yelled that it was not a laughing matter.

Despite some disbelief over whether someone would be dumb enough to email women and ask them to lie, the women who came to reporters claiming that they were asked to fabricate stories against Mueller provided emails linked to Surefire Intelligence, a company made by Wohl to seemingly provide some sort of legitimacy to his fabricated claims against Mueller. The company is linked to him, making it very clear he was reaching out to women in hopes that they would lie for money.

Wohl's twitter account refers to himself as "Head of the Most Well-Known Opposition Research Firm in the World".

The press conference ended with a reporter from the back asking "Are you two prepared for federal prison?"

Pretty airtight case.  I like the intrigue of two places at once.