Rex Ryan for head coach

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Given that Marv and Rex would have to work for the same Front Office, I would take Rex based on the entertainment value alone. If the team is doomed until Mike formally retires, then I could go for some new shtick - the blank stares, clapping and giggling are finally starting to wear on me.
If a coach can actually come in and succeed under the MB regime, then it would need to be someone young (as a HC), and innovative. Innovation might be an answer how a HC could get past being hamstrung by the organization.