Why do guys have to keep the toilet seat down?

[*Awful Llama*]

Every time a woman uses the toilet she sits. Part of the time when a guys uses it, he sits. So, for most of the time it's in use, the seat is down. Aesthetically, it looks better down, especially if your household isn't vigilant about cleanliness. So, it doesn't seem like such an unreasonable request.

My wife made me write this.