Word to the married guys..

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Word to the married guys..

grampahol Offline

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08-15-2019, 04:19 AM

Heck, Lucile Ball was super hot when she was still doing gangster films early in her acting career..
anyways...
No two women are the same. They all have their peculiar likes and dislikes so if you really want to be single and never get laid ever again just pretend they're all cut from the same cloth. Go ahead.. Compare your wife to the girl in school who got drunk and banged the entire football team some Friday night... She'll just love you for that analogy.. Nervous

Trust me when I say to always remember her name (YOUR WIFE) even if you're drunk on your ass coming home late on a Tuesday morning at 4 am.. Nothing says GTFO like forgetting her name.. Hilarious

In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.