09-01-2019, 08:15 PM
(09-01-2019, 03:01 AM)samhain Wrote: I have an elderly border collie (14). My wife has a nasty, fat black cat that is a massive asshole. We tolerate each other, but I do not claim him. My son has a guinea pig named Ms. Reds (seriously) that is ridiculously pampered for a rodent.
I also have a couple of reptiles. I have one male Argentine red tegu named Fred. He's a hair under 5 feet long. He's very calm and is currently preparing for his yearly hibernation. I also have a female cape rock monitor that's just under 4 feet. Got a few fish, too. Basically, a small zoo.
This made me picture Fred, with reading glasses on, checking off items on the annual checklist. Hmmm...did I call the gas company?
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