10-06-2015, 10:02 AM
I hold the opinion that Andy took penis enlargement pills over the offseason and it was enough to inspire the entire team to their current greatness. One look at his majestic dong turned the team from choke artists into future All-Pros. Legend says that Andy may not even be using enhancement, but he actually kept his penis hidden from the team for the first 4 years of his career. One day, he decided enough was enough, he needed to show the guys and inspire them to greatness that the Bengals haven't seen in over 2 long decades. Andy finally unsheathed the beast, and now we have the 2015 Bengals as we all know it.
Our fellow poster Brad Fritz happens to be an expert on such, and has enlightened us all. I'm glad he's here to take us through the journey of Andy's inspirational schlong.
Our fellow poster Brad Fritz happens to be an expert on such, and has enlightened us all. I'm glad he's here to take us through the journey of Andy's inspirational schlong.
(08-12-2015, 05:46 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Anybody see that hog?!
GOOD LORD!
(08-12-2015, 08:25 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: It was IMPRESSIVE!
(08-12-2015, 10:51 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: You're damn skippy I am!
More than being impressed just for the sake of being impressed, I'm impressed because that has to inspire the team!
(08-12-2015, 11:16 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Wouldn't go to that extreme and I was half-joking with that comment, but they'd definitely look at him different than if it was tiny.
It may be in their subconscious, but I think it's definitely there.
(08-13-2015, 06:17 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: Real men can appreciate another man's manhood
Not like I'd ever go touch it, look at it more than would be heterosexually acceptable, or even look at it in any sexual way, but in admiration? You're damn straight
