How good are the Bengals?

[Johnny Cupcakes]

Brad's obsession with Andy's inspiring schlong is almost as legendary as the dong itself. Yes, I realized that I'm infatuated with his infatuation, but when one man calls another man's jimmy "majestic" and "inspiring", you can't just let that shit go. Those are the kind of comments that live on after the message board itself dies out.

Seriously though, did you see that thing? What a fabulous ****! Brad took a couple of screenshots and zoomed in on them, and since we're doing numbered lists, here it goes.

1) Holy shit, whattadong!!!

2) My dude is a top tier manscaper. Master level, no doubt.

3) It looked like a painting, that's how inspiring it was.

4) I bet even his mother brags about it.

5) Brad + Andy's johnson = <3