Dead Cat Bounce in full effect

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(12-01-2019, 10:38 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: I don't understand this "So sorry we won, it might move us down in the draft." I'm 72 years old. How many seasons do I have left? I want to see MY team win every damn game on the schedule. I hate the Jets; they knocked us out of the playoffs twice. They were begging for mercy at the end today and damn it was fun to watch. I absolutely despise the Clowns and their smirking, overrated QB and we've got them twice. Knock their asses into their putrid excuse for a lake. Then knock their asses into our beautiful river. Of course I hate the Patriots, their smug QB, their cheating coach, their we're so entitled fan base. Shock the world and shove Mixon down their chowder-slurping gizzards. Who else do we have, Miami? Can't say I hate the Dolphins -- I mean, dolphins are cute and all -- but hell, let's beat them too. The way we've been drafting lately it won't matter whether we're picking 1st or 10th, so let's just have some fun NOW.

This is the single greatest post I’ve ever read. “Chowder-slurping gizzards” is the stuff of greatness. I wish I could upvote it more than once.