06-24-2020, 04:43 AM
(06-23-2020, 08:48 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I'll talk about religion all day and night with anyone, but here's the main thing:
We of a finite mind try to understand the rationality of someone with infinite wisdom.
Which makes it difficult to reconcile the alleged inventor of every field of science known to man with the co-dependent, bipolar, schizophrenic, homicidal sociopath With borderline personality disorder who constantly contradicts himself and makes illogical decisions portrayed in the Bible.
God to Moses: Free my people from slavery.
Moses to Pharaoh: Let my people go.
Pharaoh to Moses: Okay.
God to Pharaoh: No. Don’t let my people go. I must smite you to prove how powerful I am to the world.
Moses to Pharaoh: Let my people go.
Pharaoh to Moses: Okay already. GTFO.
God to Pharaoh: NO! I HAVEN’T FINISHED KILLING, YET!
God to Moses: Imma need you guys to mark your homes with lamb’s blood so I don’t accidentally kill your first born because even though I know everything, I don’t know your addresses. The street signs in ancient Egypt are just mashugana. Oy vey.
It reads like a Mel Brooks’ comedy.
