03-14-2017, 02:34 PM
Meanwhile back at the ranch when the discussion was about no longer being a Bengals fan because of business decisions made by the company...
I decided to resign myself to remaining a loyal fan till the day I die or until the next time they blow it in the playoffs again or whichever comes first.
If I had ten bucks every time I declared that I'm done with this team I could buy the team with change left over for a shitty cup of coffee from Dennys.
So instead of embarrassing myself yet again and declaring that I'm not a fan anymore only to be a fan again soon as I'm done being mad about things I have zero control over I'm declaring that I'm not going to do that again till the next time. I'm certainly not going to make the determination that certain business decisions are going to make me change my stripes come game day. Soon as I learn how to read the bubbles from glass cleaner with ammonia D to predict the outcome of every game and business decision the team makes I'll pass that knowledge along to you all and you can pay for banners to fly over the stadium during the off season.
And by the way, I tried prozac and the team still didn't win the superbowl as a result. Screw prozac.
Edit: Since Rex is now with the Pats I've come to the conclusion that the Bengals brain trust has taken to reading the bubbles from glass cleaner with ammonia D for Dumb.
Somehow I'm not as confident about the plan as I was an hour ago.
Rickety rack, rickety rack, rah rah rah. Zisboomba ..
I decided to resign myself to remaining a loyal fan till the day I die or until the next time they blow it in the playoffs again or whichever comes first.
If I had ten bucks every time I declared that I'm done with this team I could buy the team with change left over for a shitty cup of coffee from Dennys.
So instead of embarrassing myself yet again and declaring that I'm not a fan anymore only to be a fan again soon as I'm done being mad about things I have zero control over I'm declaring that I'm not going to do that again till the next time. I'm certainly not going to make the determination that certain business decisions are going to make me change my stripes come game day. Soon as I learn how to read the bubbles from glass cleaner with ammonia D to predict the outcome of every game and business decision the team makes I'll pass that knowledge along to you all and you can pay for banners to fly over the stadium during the off season.
And by the way, I tried prozac and the team still didn't win the superbowl as a result. Screw prozac.
Edit: Since Rex is now with the Pats I've come to the conclusion that the Bengals brain trust has taken to reading the bubbles from glass cleaner with ammonia D for Dumb.
Somehow I'm not as confident about the plan as I was an hour ago.
Rickety rack, rickety rack, rah rah rah. Zisboomba ..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
