How Marvin Lewis bungled his message to the players

[grampahol]

I wonder how safe it would be to predict that IF Marvin returns next season there will be no sold out games unless by some miracle they come right out and dominate the first half of the season..
Of course that ain't happening, but I can imagine him back again to empty seats and the only lines in town will be people standing in line to throw trash.. And, Oh yeah.. The ads and commercials telling us they're kicking off the next 50 years with a bash! Rah.....rah.......and uhhhhh....rah.. 

I wonder if there's a business opportunity selling trash throwing tickets..  Never overlook a real opportunity..