Vacation ideas

[grampahol]

Maybe the old woman would be willing to rent our place out to vacationers.. It's right on the lake in Columbia SC.. It is a small lake , nice and quiet in a old neighborhood , lots of local golf courses, lots of fire ants in the yard, but a nice view with a screened in back porch connected directly to the master bedroom . By the way, I hate the term " MASTER bedroom" as if we should have servants waiting hand and foot on us . I prefer the more subtle term , "the biggest bedroom in the house with a bathroom " .. That sounds like a place we might actually have to wipe our own asses.. 
OH THE DRUDGERY of personal hygiene! 
The downside is my woman isn't the greatest housekeeper, but as she always points out , she kept the house in the divorce   .. And I'd have to lock up the garage because it's my workshop with all my tools and equipment .. I'd be just too wigged out with my tools sitting around tempting other people   ..