04-26-2018, 03:42 PM
After using the toilet to go poopie poops, I grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe up (from my taint to the top of my buttcrack). I'm bored right now so I got to thinking: does anyone ever wipe DOWN? It seems illogical to me for anyone to do such a thing. What if there's a dingleberry? If you wipe up, you'll "catch" it but if you wipe down, you better hope it doesn't miss the water.
So, does anyone wipe down? And if so, why? Have you realized how cleaner you'd be by wiping up?
So, does anyone wipe down? And if so, why? Have you realized how cleaner you'd be by wiping up?
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