Does anyone wipe down?

[Benton]

(05-01-2018, 10:22 AM)PhilHos Wrote: I have found that anyone that's a "folder" is just a hoity-toity British snob. When you wipe your mouth do you do it by only dabbing the sides, too? I'm a blue-collar wadder adn proud of it. This is America, God damn it! Take your folded toilet paper back to that island cesspool you call a country with the other Brits whose mouths are as shitty as their bumholes. 

I don't get wadders. Fold the damn thing and don't plug up the pipes because you felt the need to make a freakin' oven mitt out of the Charmin.

My son kills me. He needs fiber in his life like fish need water. He takes the Browns to the Superbowl once every three days or so, uses half a roll of paper and clogs up the damn toilet every time. Every time. It'd be easier if he just threw the entire roll in and crapped in the woods like an animal.