The Twelve Days of Bengals

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On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:

Twelve men in the huddle,

Eleven shaky starters,

Ten yards for holding,

Nine losing seasons,

Eight years of Palmer,

Seven playoff losses,

Six fines on Burfict,

Five defensive coordinators!

Four guys named Johnson,

Three wins against Pittsburgh,

Two broken thumbs for Dalton...

...and a Marvin Lewis coaching tree!