09-28-2015, 03:11 PM
Iowa City, Iowa
Have you ever been to Iowa before? Nice n hot during the summer and colder than your refrigerated beer during the winter.
When its Winter time in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow,
About seventy miles an hour
And its fifty two below![[Image: blink.gif]](http://forums.accuweather.com/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
You can tell you're in Iowa
'Cause the snow's up to your butt,![[Image: sad.gif]](http://forums.accuweather.com/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
And you take a breath of winter air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around
I could NEVER leave Iowa,
My feet are frozen to the ground.![[Image: unsure.gif]](http://forums.accuweather.com/style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
Have you ever been to Iowa before? Nice n hot during the summer and colder than your refrigerated beer during the winter.
When its Winter time in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow,
About seventy miles an hour
And its fifty two below
You can tell you're in Iowa
'Cause the snow's up to your butt,
And you take a breath of winter air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around
I could NEVER leave Iowa,
My feet are frozen to the ground.
![[Image: Zu8AdZv.png?1]](https://i.imgur.com/Zu8AdZv.png?1)
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
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