My dilemma

[Bengalzona]

(05-31-2019, 08:59 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Probably looking at $1500-2000 to replace right? That’s high enough to reuse. But if I ever meet you face to face, I’m going to tell you your breath smells like shit, even if it don’t.

Well. I took a big dump last night. But I couldn't bring myself to pull crap out of the toilet and start slicing it up just to put something inside of it back in my mouth. Besides, the smell was rather horrendous! As I have been known to say, "That shit ain't right, man!"

I felt rather sick about it, though. It was hard for me to enjoy the dump the way I normally do thinking about all that money going down the toilet.

I think I will just have all the teeth in my head pulled and get dentures. At least I wouldn't be swallowing all of those bastards!