08-01-2019, 12:21 AM
(07-18-2019, 02:01 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Always wear clean underwear.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
Clean underwear because you might get killed to spend eternity wondering if anyone actually cared about your underwear.. I've yet to see a tomb stone with "He died with dirty underwear on", but ya never know when your surviving relatives might suddenly become vicious jerks for absolutely no reason whatsoever..
This is why I don't wear underwear. Comfort is not an issue. It's those vicious jerks in the family.. 
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
