This day in Bengals History

[HarleyDog]

I was probably doing some shady shit like getting drunk and trying to figure out what the hell I wanted to do with my life. Just got out of the Army in September, then was recalled to active duty on 1-31-91, so that little time period was pretty much of a blur. I know I saved some cash and was basically just taking some time off and getting hammered and watching the news and shit. I think I bought a Ford Escort, IDK? I lived with an ugly stripper who was dumber than rocks, which was ok, well, until I married her because if I died in Desert Storm, well, young kid stupid thinking I guess? Anyway, If that marriage would have lasted as long as the Bengals playoff drought, I would really be screwed today. However, that stripper gave me a beautiful daughter who is a Bengals fan herself. So, not all bad came from all that stuff. Well, for me anyway. Not sure how long she's gonna be doomed for rooting for this team.

In other words, I guess I don't have a clue what I was doing that day.