What did you get for Christmas

[HarleyDog]

As a Dad, I like getting our kids and grandkids cool stuff and like most Dads, I really don't care about receiving because for 1, I really don't want them to spend their money and 2, Dad gifts are usually something they catch on the way out the store that has a Bengals logo on it.  Anyway, my son bought me a friggen Bengals lava lamp that has orange wax in it. I've never had a lava lamp but I swear I have been staring at this thing for awhile and I really wish I had a joint right now and I can't remember how long it's been since I've burnt one?

Disclaimer: I said I like to get gifts, which I do. But I only buy like about 5% of them. Usually the wife buys them all. Last night I watched my daughter open a present and I said, OMG thats so nice. Who got you that? She said, "You did." So I looked at her like a deer in the headlights, she returned the same look, then we both started laughing hysterically as my face must have been redder than a baboons ass.

I also got a totally awesome yetti (I get a new mug/cup every year. I have like 10 Bengals yetti's). However, this one was personally designed. It's like an orange/black/gray marble looking with a Bengals logo on it. It is very nice. 

Oh, Oh, Oh, and the greatest thing I got was from my wife. Not a friggen thing but a credit card statement that made me pee a little.