Hillary's too ugly to be POTUS

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(02-22-2016, 11:41 AM)BmorePat87 Wrote: Is he Muslim? Awesome. I voted for him because he was a Kenyan refugee who moonlighted as an abortion doctor during Gay Pride parades.

I didn't see what was so great about Obama until the right-wing convinced me he managed to become the most powerful man in the world after being born in a mud hut in a third world country.  That's some pretty impressive stuff right there.

(02-22-2016, 11:43 AM)michaelsean Wrote: I didn't say it was the only thing.  But you haven't seen a lot of fat bald men occupying the WH lately have you?  Looks do play a part.

This is the point I bring up whenever I see people getting a little too worked up over the democratic process.  We haven't had a bald president (elected...Ford doesn't count) since Eisenhower, and how many men do you know in their 50's and up that have a full head of hair?

Our presidential candidates are like the men in boner pill commercials; they have to be aged to show experience, so they have a full head of gray hair.  Not bald, bald seems too old, or lacking virility.  Try to make them tall, make them seem like they know how to work hard and are smart, yet in-touch with the blue collared shcmo.  Also, they need to be married.  Be it a president or guy we are advertising getting a boner, he'd BETTER be with a committed wife!

Harumpf, I say.