Who's Ready for Free Agency?!?!?!

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(03-15-2016, 02:31 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Facts.....Wes predicted we do NOTHING the first week.

Fact....We sign two major free agents the first day.

Fact... he also said they'd be penny pinchers. (Yup, they saved $22m or so for injuries and rookies.)
Fact... he said they'd kick some tires. (Who the hell is Brynden Trawick? He's the only person they've brought in from the outside for any kind of look at all.)
Fact... Mike Brown is still sitting there with all the money. (See cap space, still at least $21m.)
Fact... he said there'd be fans with pitchforks. (There has been.)
Fact... he said it'd be a yawner. (Their biggest news since Adam has been they are close-ish on a deal with a guy who had 4 solo taclkes last year.)
Fact... he said we'd all be sitting around jerking off in boredom. (Do you not see the 7,000 threads about random WR FAs? Pretty much one for every one available.) .... or maybe he was just predicting you to be a jerkoff. Either way, fact.