12-04-2016, 10:19 PM
(12-04-2016, 07:43 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: Yes, Admiral Ackbar, it's a trap; a trap game, that is. The Cleveland Browns host our Bengals next week and it's not going to be easy beating them. The Stains have nothing to lose and they have neither respect nor admiration for the Bengals. Also, most of their fans are jerks. To get to 8-7-1, the Bengals need to get to 5-7-1 along the way -- and that needs to happen in Cleveland.
Here's how to beat the poop out of the Turds:
Play aggressive defense. Don't play prevent defense until it's 00:00 in the fourth quarter i.e. when the game is over.
Don't get cute on offense. Stick with simple. Secure the ball.
Make every PAT and field goal.
I was really expecting a Sarcasm Smilie at the end of this FIK! I didn't think it was possible for a 4-7-1 team to have a 'trap' game!
Yes, I know if even if the Bengals 'win out' and the Ravens and Steelers lose 3 of their last 4, as they play each other, one of them would finish 8-8 and the Bengals would finish 8-7-1 and win the division. I think Cam Newton has a better chance to win back to back MVPs. Don't get me wrong, I would love to be wrong.
