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Not Being in the Playoffs Stinks!
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(01-21-2017, 07:03 PM)Millhouse Wrote: Its like dating. In years past it was like dating a really cool/hot girl, thinking everything is going good, then out of nowhere, BAM, you get the John Deer text. This year it was like dating that girl that seems pretty cool, but something wasnt right whether it was a weird laugh or no sense of humor. At some point you know the end of the relationship will end and when it does it wont hurt as bad.

Or dating a really hot girl who won't come right out and tell  you the fact that she has syphilis, crabs and aids, but it's getting better and she's only just a little pregnant, but it's getting better.  So she tells you she's committed to only having sex with a condom, but has developed a ocd condition about poking needles into things..  She tells you all this just as you get your pants off.  
Meanwhile back at the postatorium....what was the question? 
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


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RE: Not Being in the Playoffs Stinks! - grampahol - 01-22-2017, 04:26 AM

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