04-30-2018, 07:12 PM
The most important question and one not being asked nor answered is... (drum roll please ) Folder or wadder? Personally I'm a folder, but I don't go so far as to press and iron. Just a quick fold a few times does the trick . Just in case and sorry to disappoint, but my rectal regions are not open to inspection by anyone on this board . Only my hairdresser knows and since I don't have a hairdresser I guess everyone is SOL. (shit out of luck literally and figuratively)
While on the subject , too bad most people pretend to be just soooo disgusted by discussing this very important topic. It's not AS IF there's a majority of people who never have to engage in the everyday task of butt wiping. After all, most of us just can't afford to have a dedicated rectal cleansing staff on call 24/7 so we're stuck with having to do the everyday drudgery of doing it ourselves and while we're at it I wonder just how much one would charge to be someone's dedicated rectal cleanser for the well to do. Personally I wouldn't do it for anything less than $150,000 per toilet paper section and no one size fits all dedicated specialized paper or cloth. You only get Family Dollar 1000 sheets per roll cardboard/sandpaper type stuff. Lump it or leave it . LOL
Strange terminology surrounding this subject.. I don't take any sh... And don't give a sh... Well which one is it? You either give or take.. You can't take sh...while at the same time taking A sh... Odd how the single letter A changes the whole thing ,eh? You don't take sh...,but do take A sh...
"Hey! I gotta take a sh...but don't take any sh... " Everything hinges on A and Any.. Without A or Any you're just up sh...t's creek ,eh?
While on the subject , too bad most people pretend to be just soooo disgusted by discussing this very important topic. It's not AS IF there's a majority of people who never have to engage in the everyday task of butt wiping. After all, most of us just can't afford to have a dedicated rectal cleansing staff on call 24/7 so we're stuck with having to do the everyday drudgery of doing it ourselves and while we're at it I wonder just how much one would charge to be someone's dedicated rectal cleanser for the well to do. Personally I wouldn't do it for anything less than $150,000 per toilet paper section and no one size fits all dedicated specialized paper or cloth. You only get Family Dollar 1000 sheets per roll cardboard/sandpaper type stuff. Lump it or leave it . LOL
Strange terminology surrounding this subject.. I don't take any sh... And don't give a sh... Well which one is it? You either give or take.. You can't take sh...while at the same time taking A sh... Odd how the single letter A changes the whole thing ,eh? You don't take sh...,but do take A sh...
"Hey! I gotta take a sh...but don't take any sh... " Everything hinges on A and Any.. Without A or Any you're just up sh...t's creek ,eh?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
