‘Outlaw’ country Peeps

[HarleyDog]

(05-12-2018, 05:32 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Glad I looked that one up.  For a fleeting moment, I thought you were talking about Ed Sheeran, whom my wife thinks is pretty cool.  So much to the point, that when I turned the station during his song, she had words to say.  She said "How can you turn him off?  He's fantastic.  If something ever happened to you, I'd quit my job and go on tour following him like a groupie".  I smiled as I chuckled and just shook my head, as she took a playful swipe toward my chin.  She didn't realize what I was holding back from saying... In the back corner of my mind I was thinking "Sure, follow him on tour.  I'll bet he's just dying to get hold of a middle aged, overweight former cheerleader.."  Obviously, marriage has taught me to keep my truly humorous thought to myself.

Unlike the night a few years back, when I had to explain to her that Enrique Iglesias was obviously gay, and that he would much prefer to spend some quality time with our somewhat flamboyant nephew, than any alone time with her.  Let me tell y'all something.  You haven't lived, until your wife spits her Dos Equis down the front of your Mexican waiter's uniform.  Ah, good times.

My wife has a good sense of humor too. God, that is irreplaceable. It's why i would never do anything to harm it. She bitches some too, but everytime I see her laugh? All those memories of crankiness fall off like dead leaves. Can't really explain how beautiful it is, but it is.