Got any criminals in your family.

[Bengalzona]

Close once. I beat the snot out of the local drug dealer living across the street from my parents in a street fight. The police came (my ex, bless her heart, called them... she didn't realize I started it). The other guy had the right to press charges. He refused. A couple of seconds later we found out why: the police got a call that they had several warrants for B&E on the dude.

Bad day when you get a butt whuppin' and jail time, eh.