Burrow: 'If they select me, they select me'

[Destro]

He has his handlers that I probably telling him what he should and shouldn't say. Been talking about the same thing every day for months. Would be an instant fan of his his if he started trolling all the interviews.

"I think I'd love playing for the Bengals. They have a great point guard, their goalie is playing at an All Star level, plus I always wanted to live in Paris. All in all it should be a great fit. All hail the Great Spaghetti Monster."

Yeah, I'd order his jersey that night.