Hat Trick And Pecking Order

[E.A. Poe]

Ooh wee! Everyone is pissed off. I love it! And all I had to do was post the pecking order list for the season? I feel like all the angry people who have responded thus far are fans for the team at the bottom of the list. To be fair, it's pretty obvious this is the case because the replies are COMPLETELY DEVOID of any football smack talk.
To show that I do have a heart for you bottom feeders, would you like me to modify the list so that it indicates the Bengals finishing the season at 5-11 instead of 4-12?

Enjoy yet another long miserable season of mediocrity from your team. I'm looking forward to the wave of personal attacks and zero football smack talk. Our teams haven't played a single game and I'm already winning.

Keep the tears coming!