AFC North Week 2 Prediction Thread

[*PhilHos*]

(09-15-2020, 01:53 PM)Bmore Birds Wrote: Ravens at Texans
BAL 17 HOU 10

The Texans groaned audibly when they saw the schedule and went from the top offense week 1 to the top rushing offense week 2. Only reason the score is so close because Lamar insists on trying to pass the ball. The Texans are no Browns so Lamar looks more like his old self. Lamar does linger on the ground after a particularly vicious hit but the injury was just to his throwing arm so he stays in the game.

*Lamar is a close personal friend of mine even though I'm a middle aged dude from the city/county line. Don't make me tell on you, I'll do it I swear. If the Lamar jokes get any worse I'll call Yanda, maybe even Ray Lewis or Ray Rice. We'll bring The Wire to you. Like Snoop Dogg said "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none"

You tell Lamar that Rhonda Rousey is a close personal friend of mine and she'll kick all youse guyses asses.