02-07-2021, 02:53 PM
(02-07-2021, 05:23 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: Man. It is depressing hearing some of my coworkers anti vax comments/conspiracies.
Thinking about starting a new conspiracy theory about how getting that vaccine made me gain 2 inches on my penis, lose 2 inches on my waist, quit smoking with no cravings, and my IQ went up 50 points.
You'll have to do better than that. Last summer I was having a drink on a patio at a bumpkin bar out in the sticks (the Mecca of bullshit, misinformation, and conspiracy). I overheard some yahoo telling the owner that the masks and social distancing are so government can test their partial face recognition technology on us. They need us to spread out for that to happen... Nevermind the obvious holes in this statement, but he went on to discuss Bill Gates and Dr Fauci's monetary investments in the Wunan (not a typo) lab...
I'm gonna break every record they've got. I'm tellin' you right now. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's goin' to get done.
- Ja'Marr Chase
April 2021
- Ja'Marr Chase
April 2021
