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Hemorrhoids- Should I Be Worried?
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01-03-2021, 04:09 AM
Me<--chronic constipation for many years..Opiates will do that to anyone by the way if you ever have to use them to kill pain. Drink prune juice and lots of it with every meal. Avoid cheese and milk products and too much bread.. I love cheese, but it hates me so i don't eat it. I also eat LOTS of fresh fruit.. I have hemorrhoids, but not the painful kind. I guess years of chronic hard turds my ass is pretty tough..or something.. Sad
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RE: Hemorrhoids- Should I Be Worried? - grampahol - 01-03-2021, 04:09 AM

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