Perhaps Mike Brown isn't so Semi-Retired?

[Benton]

Fans five years ago: "We'll never have a decent line with Piano Man and Mike Brown controlling the draft! We're doomed!"

Lots of fans on Saturday: "It's a new day! The OL is going to be great! Why wouldn't Carman start!? Are you dumb!!?? CARMAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FIRST ROUNDER DESPITE HIS THIRD ROUND GRADE!!!!!!!! HE'S A DAY -1 STARTER!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOLD'VE HAD CARMAN TWO YEARS AGO HE'S THAT *** ***** GOOOOOOOOD!"

Sunday night: "Mike Brown and Paul Alexander collaborated on the Carman pick."