03-16-2022, 09:52 PM
(03-16-2022, 06:23 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: I self-imposed a boycott on 'new' merch as a result of the troubles. I've all but exhausted the secondary market at this point. Going to buy my wife a nice sewing machine and set it up in the bedroom for her. When she takes her blindfold off on the the other side of the door and asks me what the hell it is, I'm going to throw a handful of leaping tiger patches at her, push several cases of wine in, whip her terrible ***** cat whofuckincares and slam the door. Will be interesting to see what comes out the other side of this clusterfuck.When the impending concussion wears off, send us a pic of your punishment outfit that consists of only a dog collar, apron, and feather duster to hide your shame.
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