11-16-2015, 11:38 AM
(11-16-2015, 11:10 AM)Go Cards Wrote: From my experience unless the monkey riding dogs are shown in the bathroom, concession lines, or across the MNF set on TV ? Not many will see them.
Because I leave immediately when halftime begins. Go straight to the bathroom, then to get beverage, and then directly back to my seat. Yet barely get back by kickoff if lucky.
Should be noted that going on 30 years of attending Bengals games have become sort of an expert at traversing the bathroom mosh pit and know exactly where the shortest concession lines are too. There is just no instantaneous way to do so.
Am certainly not missing part of the game by leaving earlier just to catch the halftime show either.
Damn it man, I want to see the monkeys as well.
I have it down to a science. I can whizz and be back at the two minute warning without missing a play. There's also a secret bathroom that is perfect for a pregame unloading. I can't say any more about that or they'll kill me.
