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(02-06-2016, 10:01 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Ok...so yeah, i did something like this once.

On a job, i had my drill tucked under my arm, with a 1" hole saw in it. I was plugging the drill into an extension cord and didn't realize i had enough pressure on the drill that i was holding the trigger in...

When i plugged it in, the drill caught in my short sleeve shirt and bound it up quite a bit. The teeth of the hole saw took a layer of skin off as well as leaving a trail up to my armpit. The whole inside of my upper left arm was a colorful mix of purples reds and greens. 

I was jumping someone's car once. I didn't want to put the cables on the ground (kids around) so I put the cable part (not the clamps) between my teeth. I was just about to put the other end on the posts when I realized I might just jumpstart myself.