05-23-2015, 12:04 AM
So these two guys are taking a business trip to Pittsburg. Of course the girl working the ticket counter is this gorgeous blond with huge tits.
1st guy: "One ticket to Pittsburg please." Blonde hands him his ticket and he goes and sits down.
2nd guy: Noticing this gorgeous blonde with huge tits gets a little flustered and says "one picket to titsburg please, I mean...errr..." The blonde blushes and hands the man his ticket, both obviously embarrassed.
2nd guy: Sits down clearly flustered
1st guy: "everything ok?"
2nd guy: "Dude I'm so embarrassed, I just had the worst Freudian slip ever."
1st guy: " what do ya mean?"
2nd guy: "well I meant to ask the girl for a ticket to Pittsburg, but what came out was 'picket to titsburg', so embarrassed"
1st guy: Cracking up says "I know exactly what you mean man, this morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was 'you fat ugly ***** you ruined my life.'
1st guy: "One ticket to Pittsburg please." Blonde hands him his ticket and he goes and sits down.
2nd guy: Noticing this gorgeous blonde with huge tits gets a little flustered and says "one picket to titsburg please, I mean...errr..." The blonde blushes and hands the man his ticket, both obviously embarrassed.
2nd guy: Sits down clearly flustered
1st guy: "everything ok?"
2nd guy: "Dude I'm so embarrassed, I just had the worst Freudian slip ever."
1st guy: " what do ya mean?"
2nd guy: "well I meant to ask the girl for a ticket to Pittsburg, but what came out was 'picket to titsburg', so embarrassed"
1st guy: Cracking up says "I know exactly what you mean man, this morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was 'you fat ugly ***** you ruined my life.'
