04-29-2020, 02:38 AM
A man sits down at a bar. He pulls a tiny piano out of his pocket, then a tiny bench, and finally a tiny man who walks over to the piano and starts playing.
A guy looking on says "that's amazing". The man says yeah, there's a genie out front granting wishes. So the guy runs outside and asks the genie if he's granting wishes. The genie confirms that he is. So the man says "I wish I had a million bucks". All of a sudden, there are a million ducks crossing the street towards him.
The guy comes back in the bar, sits back down disappointed and says "that genie must be hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks, and he gave me a million ducks". The man looks back at him and says "no kidding....do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
A guy looking on says "that's amazing". The man says yeah, there's a genie out front granting wishes. So the guy runs outside and asks the genie if he's granting wishes. The genie confirms that he is. So the man says "I wish I had a million bucks". All of a sudden, there are a million ducks crossing the street towards him.
The guy comes back in the bar, sits back down disappointed and says "that genie must be hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks, and he gave me a million ducks". The man looks back at him and says "no kidding....do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
