I have a drinking question

[SteelCitySouth]

(04-15-2016, 12:24 PM)xxlt Wrote: All microbrews have about as much in common as all sandwiches. You will only know if you taste them if you like them. The 'tini drinks are about the bar and/or the patron trying to be cool. Flavored vodka is a vast improvement over vodka according to many drinkers, but if you like your potatoes sans salt, pepper, and butter and your vodka plain then have at it. Last but not least, it never became OK to sip through the stirrer straw. The illustrations in the dictionary next to douche, moron, and clod reflect this simple truth.

You forgot to talk about the dick tasting.  What is this thread if it's not about the taste of dicks?