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Lunch
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She wasn't having lunch. Her dementia made her believe it was 6am so she was having grits; anything more solid she can't eat.

Mikey tipped a 3 cents on a $97 bill. He was dumb enough to think it balanced out to an even $100 because 'he really does care'.

Her bra size was 38DDD. She was also in her late 60s and most of that size was from gravity.
Our father, who art in Hell
Unhallowed, be thy name
Cursed be thy sons and daughters
Of our nemesis who are to blame
Thy kingdom come, Nema
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Lunch - xxlt - 11-29-2016, 08:38 PM
RE: Lunch - Southendbengal - 11-29-2016, 08:40 PM
RE: Lunch - xxlt - 11-29-2016, 09:43 PM
RE: Lunch - BigPapaKain - 11-29-2016, 11:11 PM
RE: Lunch - JumboTron - 11-29-2016, 11:20 PM
RE: Lunch - xxlt - 12-01-2016, 10:46 AM
RE: Lunch - jason - 11-29-2016, 11:28 PM
RE: Lunch - hollodero - 11-29-2016, 11:37 PM
RE: Lunch - xxlt - 12-01-2016, 10:48 AM
RE: Lunch - hollodero - 12-01-2016, 12:18 PM
RE: Lunch - xxlt - 12-01-2016, 01:11 PM
RE: Lunch - SunsetBengal - 12-02-2016, 08:21 PM
RE: Lunch - xxlt - 12-02-2016, 09:23 PM
RE: Lunch - wildcats forever - 12-01-2016, 01:08 PM
RE: Lunch - hollodero - 12-01-2016, 09:48 PM
RE: Lunch - OrlandoBengal - 12-01-2016, 11:44 AM
RE: Lunch - xxlt - 12-01-2016, 11:54 AM
RE: Lunch - Go Cards - 12-01-2016, 01:12 PM
RE: Lunch - grampahol - 12-07-2016, 08:10 AM
RE: Lunch - Burma - 12-01-2016, 11:28 PM
RE: Lunch - BoomerFan - 12-02-2016, 08:13 PM
RE: Lunch - reuben.ahmed - 12-03-2016, 06:01 PM
RE: Lunch - BengalsRocker - 12-03-2016, 09:06 PM
RE: Lunch - xxlt - 12-04-2016, 11:42 AM
RE: Lunch - Burma - 12-07-2016, 12:33 AM

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