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Who would you rather have?

I went with Wacky inflatable guy, because at least his movements are unpredictable.

Well if I have to choose between an actual coach or an inanimate object.. gonna have to go with the coach here.

(11-01-2017, 09:28 AM)rezolve11 Wrote: [ -> ]Well if I have to choose between an actual coach or an inanimate object.. gonna have to go with the coach here.

Okay, what about the computer from the movie "Her" ? 

Store Mannequin all the way... You know the Tom Landry stoic stone faced type leader

Wild wacky inflatable tube man, all day. At least it'd look like he's showing some passion on the sidelines!

As others have pointed out, ol Whicky Whacky at least shows some emotion.  Besides, maybe he is some distant relative of "Whicky Whacky" Wyche.  Couldn't hurt to give it a shot.

(11-01-2017, 09:16 AM)740Bengal Wrote: [ -> ]Who would you rather have?

I was hoping this was a legitimate poll. So I could learn about possible (all a fantasy I realize) HC candidates and their qualifications. Maybe someone will make that poll happen.
It is funny though.

Wait. We don't have a store mannequin already?