Poll: Who would you rather have coach the Bengals?
Marvin Lewis
Store Mannequin
Wild Wacky Inflatable Tube Man
Johnny Manziel's Inflatable Swan
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Who would you rather have coach the Bengals?
#1
Who would you rather have?
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#2
I went with Wacky inflatable guy, because at least his movements are unpredictable.
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#3
Well if I have to choose between an actual coach or an inanimate object.. gonna have to go with the coach here.
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(11-01-2017, 09:28 AM)rezolve11 Wrote: Well if I have to choose between an actual coach or an inanimate object.. gonna have to go with the coach here.

Okay, what about the computer from the movie "Her" ? 
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Store Mannequin all the way... You know the Tom Landry stoic stone faced type leader
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Wild wacky inflatable tube man, all day. At least it'd look like he's showing some passion on the sidelines! Hilarious
Zac Taylor 2019-2020: 6 total wins
Zac Taylor 2021-2022: Double-digit wins each season, plus 5 postseason wins
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As others have pointed out, ol Whicky Whacky at least shows some emotion.  Besides, maybe he is some distant relative of "Whicky Whacky" Wyche.  Couldn't hurt to give it a shot.

"Better send those refunds..."

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(11-01-2017, 09:16 AM)740Bengal Wrote: Who would you rather have?

I was hoping this was a legitimate poll. So I could learn about possible (all a fantasy I realize) HC candidates and their qualifications. Maybe someone will make that poll happen.
It is funny though. Hilarious
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Wait. We don't have a store mannequin already?
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