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From movie "Taxi"
"Women have it made. They have half the money and all the pu**y"

(05-19-2015, 09:28 AM)xxlt Wrote: [ -> ]Tombstone. (After the shootout at the creek, Doc Holiday is coughing up blood:)
"Doc, what are you doing out here? You should be in bed somewhere."
"Wyatt Earp is my friend."
"Hell, I got lots of friends."
"I don't."

Ah, reminds me of another from that movie:

"Where's Wyatt?"
"He's down by the creek, walkin' on water."

(05-19-2015, 03:04 PM)alwaysabengal Wrote: [ -> ]From movie "Taxi"
"Women have it made. They have half the money and all the pu**y"

.....and once you have that, it's only a matter of time before you have all of the money!

From Pinhead:

Pinhead: There is no good, Monroe. There is no evil. There is only flesh.

John Merchant: For God's sake!
Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?

J.P. Monroe: Jesus Christ!
Pinhead: Not quite.

Pinhead: Welcome to the worst nightmare of all... reality!

Pinhead: Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity. Pleading ignorance, begging for mercy. "Please, help me. I don't understand."

"If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad."

Take your pick... just a classic scene all together.

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob"

Sorry I can't refer to the movie from the previous post without this clip.





Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

(05-15-2015, 10:17 AM)Interceptor Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-15-2015, 10:59 AM)Belsnickel Wrote: [ -> ]"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Love that movie. Animated show was great too.

(05-19-2015, 10:44 AM)Interceptor Wrote: [ -> ]

(05-23-2015, 06:23 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: [ -> ]

I went into that movie with low expectations and wound up loving it.