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"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

Gonna bash 'em right the **** in!"

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I... owed it to them.

"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article 'A' dildo, never 'Your' dildo."

Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

Dirty Harry
"Man's got to know his limitations."

You're Gonna need a bigger boat

"Go ahead. Make my day"

Josephus: "Seize this Honkus"

Lol, this movie is on right now on Sundance, although they cut it due to language, it's funny as hell.

"Groovus"

Here is sub zero now plain zero....

"He called the shit poop!" - Billy Madison

"If peeing your pants is cool then I must be Miles Davis" - Old tour guide woman in Billy Madison

How's it with stains?

Vincent: Pansy, look at me.
Pansy: Yes, Vincent.
Vincent: Do you... do you... love me?
Pansy: Of course I love you.
Vincent: You... you don't mind the thing... on my... on my nose...
Pansy: Oh you mean your...
Vincent: Yes, my...
Pansy: No, darling... of course I don't mind...
Vincent: You could get used to have a chap around the house with a... with a... with a damn thing on his nose.
Pansy: Of course, my love. Everyone has something odd about them. Why I've got an enormous...
Vincent: Pansy!

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

I don't like your jerk off name. I don't like your jerk off face. I don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk off.  Do I make myself clear?

(12-15-2015, 01:18 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I don't like your jerk off name. I don't like your jerk off face. I don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk off.  Do I make myself clear?

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."

Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters.

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!


"We gotta do somethin'." I don't know why "we" always has to be me every damn time. We, we, we. What do I look like, an expert in worm?

Casablanca....Humphrey Bogart and the German tells him after taking over Europe, they will take of the USA....and Bogey says..." I warn you, there are places in New York you may not want to try to march into "

It's A Mad, Mad, World....Jim Backus in the plane..." " Let me make some Old Fashions the way dear old dad use to ".