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Name an Actor or Actress (living or dead) to portray certain Bengals in a Hollywood film about the Franchise.


For example:

Jonah Hill to portray Paul Alexander

Peter Boyle (from Everybody Loves Raymond) to portray Mike Brown

and Ice T as Pac Man

Darryl Philbin (Darryl from the office) would make a good Vontaze

A young Damian Lewis for Andy Dalton.

(05-25-2018, 03:56 PM)Brownshoe Wrote: [ -> ]A young Damian Lewis for Andy Dalton.

I was thinking more along the lines as Seth McFarland as Andy lol.

(05-25-2018, 04:20 PM)TKUHL Wrote: [ -> ]I was thinking more along the lines as Seth McFarland as Andy lol.

Nah, the redheaded bully from Christmas Story

Gary Coleman as Giovanni Bernard.

Uncle Fester could be Billy Price!!

(05-25-2018, 04:45 PM)sandwedge Wrote: [ -> ]Uncle Fester could be Billy Price!!

Randy from My Name Is Earl looks a bit like him if he shaved his head.

(05-25-2018, 04:24 PM)sandwedge Wrote: [ -> ]Nah, the redheaded bully from Christmas Story

Yeah it is almost uncanny... SAY UNCLE!!!! :andy:

I'm torn between either Jim Carey or Jerry Seinfeld to play Collinsworth.

Bill Paxton as Mike Zimmer

(05-25-2018, 03:56 PM)Brownshoe Wrote: [ -> ]A young Damian Lewis for Andy Dalton.

Is that the Shermanator from American Pie? If not, he gets .my vote.

Chris Farley as Mike Brown.

Hulk Hogan as Brian Leonard.

Steve Buscimi (crazy eyes) as Randy Bullock.

Jenna Jamison as Katie.

(05-25-2018, 05:34 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]Is that the Shermanator from American Pie?  If not, he gets .my vote.

It's the dude from Homeland.

SInce the last few years have been pretty much a joke. Why not Carrot Top for Andy Dalton?

(05-25-2018, 02:22 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Darryl Philbin (Darryl from the office) would make a good Vontaze

Hmm, I was thinking more like LL Cool J.