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Name the Actor or Actress (living or dead) to portray YOU in the sequel to the Bengals movie about the Message Board.


I am all in on Charlie Bronson playing me for obvious reasons or the Edge from U2 if the actor has to look more like me.

(05-25-2018, 02:31 PM)depthchart Wrote: [ -> ]Name the Actor or Actress (living or dead) to portray YOU in the sequel to the Bengals movie about the Message Board.


I am all in on Charlie Bronson playing me for obvious reasons or the Edge from U2 if the actor has to look more like me.

Apparently, I look like Prince William (less bald, better teeth, slightly heavier), so since he's acted a few times, he'd be my pick.

Bill Murray

(05-25-2018, 02:39 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Rosie O'Donnell

A League of their own was on last night.

What a wonderful baseball film, one of the best.

(05-25-2018, 02:38 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: [ -> ]Apparently, I look like Prince William (less bald, better teeth, slightly heavier), so since he's acted a few times, he'd be my pick.

You've done well then.

I am like the Edge without his hat.

Sir Stanley Laurel. Lol

The Rock

(05-25-2018, 02:39 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Rosie O'Donnell

I would upgrade you to an Eric Cartman based on your Posts.

You don't let the opinions of others deter you from your own personal path and views.

As Cartman says "Whatever, I'll do what I want"...

The scene stealer. The show stopper.  The one. The only......Mr. John Goodman.  He even has my real first name.

But I want the John Goodman from The Big Lebowski, or Oh Brother!......not the John Goodman from the reboot of the Roseanne series. 

(05-25-2018, 02:48 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]The Rock

Someone would definitely have to be the Rock, he or Samuel Jackson has to be in like 1 out of every 3 movies that make screen.

(05-25-2018, 03:10 PM)Circleville Guy Wrote: [ -> ]Someone would definitely have to be the Rock, he or Samuel Jackson has to be in like 1 out of every 3 movies that make screen.

Say "what", one more time!

Michael Cera but he would have to put on a fat suit.

(05-25-2018, 03:10 PM)Circleville Guy Wrote: [ -> ]Someone would definitely have to be the Rock, he or Samuel Jackson has to be in like 1 out of every 3 movies that make screen.

Well what kinda budget does this film have lol....


Bruce Willis could play an older me or with Hollywood magic just me. hahah...

or any guy in an xenomorph suit.   



I suggest any living members of the monty python crew to direct.

(05-25-2018, 03:26 PM)Millhouse Wrote: [ -> ]

Who is the image of ?   My work location won't let all images through.

(05-25-2018, 03:34 PM)depthchart Wrote: [ -> ]Who is the image of ?   My work location won't let all images through.

Its Denzel in Glory.

Crispin Glover

Have been told i look a bit like Russell Crowe, but obviously i am a nicer guy than him and don't like to throw phones at people.

(05-25-2018, 03:38 PM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]Crispin Glover

Now we need a Biff Tannen...

Not an actor, but I have been told I could have been JFK's twin.... Without the money...