Lost my virginity to one of these
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(10-26-2018, 06:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Lost my virginity to one of these
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Vacuum cleaner sex isn't exactly something to brag about at least in the circles I hang around with.. After all at least use one that will actually clean things properly.. The jizzmatic 5000!
(10-26-2018, 06:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Lost my virginity to one of these
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So I suppose you stuck the wand on the right side of the screen into your...
never mind, we don't need to know!
(11-04-2018, 10:18 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: [ -> ]So I suppose you stuck the wand on the right side of the screen into your...
never mind, we don't need to know!
He did it all for the nookie.
(11-05-2018, 09:04 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: [ -> ]What?!
I somehow just knew you would sniff out that post and respond.
