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Normally I don't find humor in Bengal bashing by the national press.  But I'm willing to make exceptions for The Onion.

https://sports.theonion.com/ncaa-determines-becoming-a-bengal-punishment-enough-for-1841064671?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email

(01-17-2020, 06:34 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: [ -> ]Normally I don't find humor in Bengal bashing by the national press.  But I'm willing to make exceptions for The Onion.

https://sports.theonion.com/ncaa-determines-becoming-a-bengal-punishment-enough-for-1841064671?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email

You want to be successful in Ohio? Fined.

I found enough humor in it to post on my fb page. Some people who don't actually know the Onion take some of their articles seriously. Sad but true.

Since when did the Onion start doing real articles??

(01-17-2020, 07:38 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]I found enough humor in it to post on my fb page. Some people who don't actually know the Onion take some of their articles seriously. Sad but true.

"Even worse infractions would entail being drafted by the Browns or Jets."

(01-17-2020, 10:44 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: [ -> ]"Even worse infractions would entail being drafted by the Browns or Jets."

Now, I must admit. I loved that additional pot shot at both teams.

Good stuff Speedy.

I almost liked this one better.. https://sports.theonion.com/nfl-rescinds-myles-garrett-suspension-after-review-foot-1839896771
Garrett's suspension lifted because of Rudolf's punchable ***** face...and he's a squeeler so of course he needed punched.. 

(01-19-2020, 12:05 AM)grampahol Wrote: [ -> ]I almost liked this one better.. https://sports.theonion.com/nfl-rescinds-myles-garrett-suspension-after-review-foot-1839896771
Garrett's suspension lifted because of Rudolf's punchable ***** face...and he's a squeeler so of course he needed punched.. 

You know, I might have to agree with you.