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01-17-2020, 06:34 PM
Normally I don't find humor in Bengal bashing by the national press.  But I'm willing to make exceptions for The Onion.

https://sports.theonion.com/ncaa-determines-becoming-a-bengal-punishment-enough-for-1841064671?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email
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01-17-2020, 07:29 PM
(01-17-2020, 06:34 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: Normally I don't find humor in Bengal bashing by the national press.  But I'm willing to make exceptions for The Onion.

https://sports.theonion.com/ncaa-determines-becoming-a-bengal-punishment-enough-for-1841064671?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email

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01-17-2020, 07:38 PM
I found enough humor in it to post on my fb page. Some people who don't actually know the Onion take some of their articles seriously. Sad but true.
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01-17-2020, 10:25 PM
Since when did the Onion start doing real articles??

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01-17-2020, 10:44 PM
(01-17-2020, 07:38 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I found enough humor in it to post on my fb page. Some people who don't actually know the Onion take some of their articles seriously. Sad but true.

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01-17-2020, 10:46 PM
(01-17-2020, 10:44 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: "Even worse infractions would entail being drafted by the Browns or Jets."

Now, I must admit. I loved that additional pot shot at both teams.
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01-18-2020, 08:43 PM
Good stuff Speedy. Hilarious
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01-19-2020, 12:05 AM
I almost liked this one better.. https://sports.theonion.com/nfl-rescinds-myles-garrett-suspension-after-review-foot-1839896771
Garrett's suspension lifted because of Rudolf's punchable ***** face...and he's a squeeler so of course he needed punched.. 
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01-19-2020, 01:40 PM
(01-19-2020, 12:05 AM)grampahol Wrote: I almost liked this one better.. https://sports.theonion.com/nfl-rescinds-myles-garrett-suspension-after-review-foot-1839896771
Garrett's suspension lifted because of Rudolf's punchable ***** face...and he's a squeeler so of course he needed punched.. 
You know, I might have to agree with you.
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