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Stage 1 of the ***OFFICIAL*** nickname thread will end tomorrow night when i get home from the gym. 

At that point a really ***OFFICIAL*** nickname poll thread will be posted and those results will be legally binding in 42 states, 10 Canadian provinces and 2 territories. 

You have been warned.
(08-22-2021, 09:24 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Stage 1 of the ***OFFICIAL*** nickname thread will end tomorrow night when i get home from the gym. 

At that point a really ***OFFICIAL*** nickname poll thread will be posted and those results will be legally binding in 42 states, 10 Canadian provinces and 2 territories. 

You have been warned.

What happens when they cut him in favor of ol boy?
(08-22-2021, 09:29 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]What happens when they cut him in favor of ol boy?

Bite your tongue you smelly pirate hooker. 
(08-22-2021, 09:30 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Bite your tongue you smelly pirate hooker. 

We haven't had a kicker we could trust since early in Graham's career. I don't know if it's sad or funny how excited we are about this kid.
KicksFierceSon

Evan-tually

Kicky McKickster

Zac's Fault Mellow
KickPherson
(08-22-2021, 09:35 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]We haven't had a kicker we could trust since early in Graham's career. I don't know if it's sad or funny how excited we are about this kid.

I say both. 
(08-22-2021, 09:39 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]KicksFierceSon

Evan-tually

Kicky McKickster

Zac's Fault  Mellow

I'll accept 2 of those. 

(08-22-2021, 09:41 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote: [ -> ]KickPherson

Gonna combine this with the above. 
Fat Randy
I like the Money Mac choice, but also like “Money McPherson.” Then “Money Mac” would work as well as an abbreviated version of Money McPherson (like a nickname of a nickname ha). Also like Evan Almighty.
(08-22-2021, 10:03 PM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]Fat Randy

[Image: insubordinate-churlish.gif]
efine
(08-22-2021, 10:08 PM)bfine32 Wrote: [ -> ]efine

Added
Splits McPherson
(08-22-2021, 10:07 PM)Dr.Z Wrote: [ -> ]I like the Money Mac choice, but also like “Money McPherson.”    Then “Money Mac”  would work as well as an abbreviated version of Money McPherson (like a nickname of a nickname ha).  Also like Evan Almighty.

Executive decision.

I'm combining the two and making a slight adjustment. 

Money Mc

This way, if the kicking thing doesn't work out, he can spin the vinyl. 
I feel like everytime one of these threads pop up, the player in question ends up sucking.
(08-22-2021, 10:12 PM)SladeX Wrote: [ -> ]Splits McPherson

wtf?

Added Mellow

EDIT: Oh! Splits. I first saw that as "Spits".
(08-22-2021, 10:12 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]I feel like everytime one of these threads pop up, the player in question ends up sucking.

*evil grin*
Just glad y’all steered clear of Legatron. No way can you steal that from Zuerlein.
(08-22-2021, 10:26 PM)Dean_Gilberry95 Wrote: [ -> ]Just glad y’all steered clear of Legatron.  No way can you steal that from Zurliene.

Well...did you see #1 on the list?
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